Monday 15 December 2008

TIRED ENOUGH TO LAY MY OWN SOUL DOWN.

YO, SORRY FOR THE OBSCENE OVER-USE OF YOUTUBE CLIPS ON THIS BLOG, BUT I JUST KEEP FINDING SUCH EXCELLENT STUFF.
I REALLY WILL COME WITH SOME MORE FORMATS OF CONTENT SOON BUT THIS VIDEO WAS WAY TOO GOOD TO GO UN-BLOGGED.
PLUS IT WILL PROBABLY GET BANNED SOON.

NANG I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE.

Sunday 14 December 2008

UH OH! UH OH! BITCHES HOPPING IN MY TAHOEEEE!

HERE IS THE MOST RECENT OFFERING FROM MARSHALL, A TRACK ENTITLED "BREAKING BOTTLES".
Eminem - Crack Bottles (Dr Dre Produced) | Audio | Rap Basement
PERSONALLY I THINK THE VERSES ARE SUUUBBB-STANDARD FOR EMINEM, BUT THE HOOK IS LIVE AND SO IS THE BEAT FROM THE GOOD DOCTOR.
EMINEM IS GUNNA HAVE TO COME HARDER LYRICALLY ON OTHER TRACKS OFF THIS ALBUM OR FACE SIMILAR REVIEWS TO KINGDOM COME.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH JUST RETIRING?

Thursday 11 December 2008

CHUUUUURCH!

TALKING OF THE WASH OST AND TOI SAMPLING SLUM VILLAGE'S 'GET THIS MONEY' LEAD ME STRAIGHT TO SOOPAFLY, AS HE HAS A SONG CALLED 'GET THIS MONEY' ON THAT VERY SAME CD. ONLY THAT SONG ISN'T SO GREAT, THESE ON THE OTHER HAND ARE:

GANGBANG MUSIC

INCASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, SOOPAFLY IS ACTUALLY A PRIEST WHICH MUST CAUSE SOME SORT OF MORAL CONFLICT, YOU KNOW 'LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR' AND ALL THAT... OBVIOUSLY THAT DOESN'T APPLY IF 'THY NEIGHBOUR' BANGS PIRU.

HELL YEAH

BEARING IN MIND THE TITLE OF THIS SONG AS WELL, I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER IF THE MODERN-DAY PRIEST IS EVEN REQUIRED TO BE RELIGIOUS!

CALI GROWN

JUST A TRUE WEST COAST BANGER, NOTHING MORE - NOTHING LESS.

LAND OF 'FUCK THAT!' RUN WHEN THE COPS GET ON YOU!

"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK THE WASH IS ALL SOAP AND SUDS?!?!"


THIS SONG IS NOTHING BUT PURE VIBES, I BEEN ON THIS SHIT SINCE BY DAD BOUGHT ME THE WASH SOUNDTRACK BACK WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 OR 12! WHICH PROMPTS ME TO SAY, DON'T BE DISCOURAGED BY A VERY MEDIOCRE FILM, THE WASH SOUNDTRACK IS HARRRD! I COULD POST NEARLY EVERY TRACK ON THAT CD BUT I DON'T WANT TO DISSUADE FOCUS FROM THE ABOVE.
SO YOUTUBE IT, DOWNLOAD IT OR, PREFERABLY, BUY IT. THE WASH SOUND TRACK IS MORE THAN A LOT, IT'S AN ABUNDANCE!

PS. CHECK FOR 'EVERY TIME' BY TOI, THIS IS ANOTHER EXCELLENT SONG OFF OF THE WASH OST AND SAMPLES 'GET THIS MONEY' BY SLUM VILLAGE, WHICH IS WHAT GAVE ME THE IDEA TO DO THIS POST AFTER LISTENING TO THE MIX BELOW, UNFORTUNATELY TOI GETS NO LOVE ON YOUTUBE THOUGH...

Wednesday 10 December 2008

(RELATIVE) GRINDING

TONIGHT, I AM WRITING THIS POST BY WAY OF PUBLICLY PATTING MYSLEF ON THE BACK FOR A HARD DAYS WORK. IN ACTUAL FACT MY DAY WAS NOTHING MONUMENTAL, BUT WORK ETHIC IS AN AREA IN NEED OF IMPROVEMENT, CERTAINLY. TO ELABORATE, I WENT TO WORK FORM 10 UNTIL 5, CAME HOME TO FIND ORDERS THAT NEEDED BAGGING UP AND MAILING OFF, DEALT WITH THAT AND THEN, MINUS A SHORT BREAK (OR SEVERAL) FOR FOOD, SPENT THE REST OF THE EVENING/ NIGHT WORKING ON GRAPHICS FOR A NEW SEASON AND A COUPLE OF OTHER HUSH-HUSH PROJECTS.

I DON'T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY SO HERE IS ONE LOGO FLIP I STARTED WORKING ON TONIGHT.


THAT IS ALL YOU'RE GETTING FOR NOW, MORE LEAKAGES SOON.

MIGHT I JUST ADD THAT NO WHERE NEAR AS MUCH TIME COULD HAVE BEEN SPENT AFRONT MY LAPTOP HAD I NOT BEEN TUNED IN TO THE 3 ACTS OF THANK YOU JAYDEE, A MOST ESSENTIAL TRILOGY OF DILLA MIXES THAT MATT AND I DISCOVERED ONE NIGHT WHILE BEN SLEPT AMIDST THICK REEFER SMOKE.
HERE IS MY FAVOURITE OF THE THREE; ACT TWO:

Thank You Jay Dee, Act 2 - DJ Set by J Rocc - J Rocc

TURN IT UP!

Tuesday 9 December 2008

"I ALWAYS GO BACK MUCKY"

ANOTHER LONG LACUNA IN SERVICE, I'M SORRY. BUT MY PLATE HAS BEEN RATHER FULL, AS YOU WILL SEE IN THE BLOG POSTS OF COMING WEEKS.
ONCE AGAIN I HAVE ONLY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO OFFER, BUT EXCELLENT ONES NONE THE LESS.
I PROMISE I WILL COME WITH SOME PREVIEW STUFF AND SHARPIE WORK IN THE ILK OF A GOOD, REGULAR BLOGGER LIKE LOCHNESS SOON.

ANYWAY, LET NO TARDINESS OR LACK OF SOURCE-VARIETY PUT YOU OFF, HERE I HAVE THREE TOP-NOTCH VIDEOS, LARGELY UNRELATED BUT ALL SHARING A COMMON THREAD.

THE FIRST IS ONE OF THE NINE SHORT FILMS THAT, COLLECTIVELY, MAKE UP THE FEATURE LENGTH; TUBE TALES, CIRCA 1999.
UPON DISCOVERING THESE SHORTS, I SAT AND WATCHED ALL NINE BACK TO BACK AND DEDUCED THAT FOR THE MOST PART, THEY WERE POORLY ACTED, FAR TOO POETIC FOR MY LIKING AND HAD TERRIBLE SOUND LEVELING BUT ALSO POSSESSED A CHARM THAT AMERICANS MUST DIG MORE THAN CROCKERY WITH LADY DI'S FACE ON IT.
"MY FATHER, THE LIAR" STARRING RAY WINSTON WAS, FOR ME THE BEST BY AN INSANELY LONG CHALK, DUE TO THE GOOD ACTING (OFTEN ABSENT IN THE OTHER EIGHT), THE FASCINATING SHOTS OF AN E1 I WAS NEVER PRIVY TO, AND ONE OTHER REASON I'LL LIST UNDER THE VIDEO SO AS NOT TO SPOIL IT.

THE REASON THIS CLIP RESONATES WITH ME IS BECAUSE I WITNESSED A GUY JUMP IN FRONT OF A FAST VIRGIN TRAIN LAST YEAR. I'M NOT ALL EMOTIONALLY AFFECTED BY IT, BUT IT WAS GRIMEY, ESPECIALLY THE BLOOD SOAKED GIRLS AND THE REDUNDANT LEG LEFT LEAKING ON THE PLATFORM...

ONWARD AND UPWARD WE HAVE A VIDEO I FOUND AFTER SEARCHING SOMETHING MENTIONED ON THEHUNDREDS.
HERE WE HAVE GOOFY, IN A 1950'S DISNEY CARTOON, TRYING HIS DAMNEDEST TO QUIT SMOKING, A PURSUIT I CAN ENTIRELY SYMPATHIZE WITH. MORE THAN THE JUST RELATING TO THE SUBJECT, I LOVE THE STYLE OF THESE OLD DISNEY FLICKS, THE IMAGES ARE SO MUCH NICER THAN THE STERILE, OVER-PRODUCED DISNEY OF TODAY, BUT EVEN MORE OUTSTANDING IS THE EXPRESSIONISTIC WAY IN WHICH CHARACTERS AND INATIMATES ALIKE MOVE.
(EXCUSE THE GERMANIC SUBTITLES)


FINALLY THIS VIDEO IS JUST TO ILLUSTRATE MY THEORY THAT BILL O'REILLY AND WHAT HE STANDS FOR MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING ON EARTH, FUCK THE SO CALLED WMDs.
THERE ARE MANY OTHER VIDEOS THAT HIGHLIGHT THE MAN'S IMENSE STUPIDITY, FOR INSTANCE, ONE WHERE HE IS OUTSMARTED BY A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD JESSE LANGE IN A DEBATE, BUT THE ONE I HAVE CHOSEN IS HIS DEBATE (OF SORTS) WITH THE CALM AND INTELLIGENT RICARDO CORTES ABOUT MARIJUANA.

WHAT A WANKER! I HOPE HIS KIDS END UP CONVERTING TO ISLAM, GOING TO REHAB AND VOTING DEMOCRAT, BECAUSE THAT WILL SURELY TRIGGER AN ALL-AMERICAN HEART ATTACK.
GOOD NIGHT.

Wednesday 3 December 2008

NEW POST

SORRY TO HAVE LEFT IT SO LONG AFTER WHAT I WROTE BELOW, BUT IT WAS SEMI-INTENTIONAL BECAUSE I WANTED TO ALLOW A LITTLE TIME FOR PEOPLE TO READ THE INTRODUCTORY POST.
HERE I HAVE A QUARTET OF YOUTUBE GEMS, ALL OF WHICH ARE ESSENTIAL VIEWING OR AT THE VERY LEAST ENTERTAINING.

THE GUY IN THESE FIRST TWO VIDEOS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, UK VERSION OF DOUG E FRESH, EXTREME OVER STATEMENT BUT YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.
MR DUB-BOXER:

PART TWO:

HANG TIGHT THE DADDY'S LITTLE COKE-WHORE, POSH GIRL TALKING AT THE END!
WHILE IN THAT CORNER OF SOCIETY CHECK THIS HILARIOUS DEPICTION OF THE CLOSE RELATIVE TO THE ABOVE MENTIONED.
'THE INDIVIDUAL'
COURTESY OF HARRY & PAUL:


AND FINALLY, JUST BECAUSE I GOT CARRIED AWAY WATCHING OTHER SKETCHES, HERE ARE THE LADIES THAT PLAY THE BAIN, AND THE BOON, OF MANY WEST-LONDONERS' DAILY ROUTINES:

DEFINITELY HANG TIGHT THE PENGERS AT THE END OF THAT CLIP, FIRIN'!
PEACE
AC