"I ALWAYS GO BACK MUCKY"

ANOTHER LONG LACUNA IN SERVICE, I'M SORRY. BUT MY PLATE HAS BEEN RATHER FULL, AS YOU WILL SEE IN THE BLOG POSTS OF COMING WEEKS.
ONCE AGAIN I HAVE ONLY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO OFFER, BUT EXCELLENT ONES NONE THE LESS.
I PROMISE I WILL COME WITH SOME PREVIEW STUFF AND SHARPIE WORK IN THE ILK OF A GOOD, REGULAR BLOGGER LIKE LOCHNESS SOON.

ANYWAY, LET NO TARDINESS OR LACK OF SOURCE-VARIETY PUT YOU OFF, HERE I HAVE THREE TOP-NOTCH VIDEOS, LARGELY UNRELATED BUT ALL SHARING A COMMON THREAD.

THE FIRST IS ONE OF THE NINE SHORT FILMS THAT, COLLECTIVELY, MAKE UP THE FEATURE LENGTH; TUBE TALES, CIRCA 1999.
UPON DISCOVERING THESE SHORTS, I SAT AND WATCHED ALL NINE BACK TO BACK AND DEDUCED THAT FOR THE MOST PART, THEY WERE POORLY ACTED, FAR TOO POETIC FOR MY LIKING AND HAD TERRIBLE SOUND LEVELING BUT ALSO POSSESSED A CHARM THAT AMERICANS MUST DIG MORE THAN CROCKERY WITH LADY DI'S FACE ON IT.
"MY FATHER, THE LIAR" STARRING RAY WINSTON WAS, FOR ME THE BEST BY AN INSANELY LONG CHALK, DUE TO THE GOOD ACTING (OFTEN ABSENT IN THE OTHER EIGHT), THE FASCINATING SHOTS OF AN E1 I WAS NEVER PRIVY TO, AND ONE OTHER REASON I'LL LIST UNDER THE VIDEO SO AS NOT TO SPOIL IT.

THE REASON THIS CLIP RESONATES WITH ME IS BECAUSE I WITNESSED A GUY JUMP IN FRONT OF A FAST VIRGIN TRAIN LAST YEAR. I'M NOT ALL EMOTIONALLY AFFECTED BY IT, BUT IT WAS GRIMEY, ESPECIALLY THE BLOOD SOAKED GIRLS AND THE REDUNDANT LEG LEFT LEAKING ON THE PLATFORM...

ONWARD AND UPWARD WE HAVE A VIDEO I FOUND AFTER SEARCHING SOMETHING MENTIONED ON THEHUNDREDS.
HERE WE HAVE GOOFY, IN A 1950'S DISNEY CARTOON, TRYING HIS DAMNEDEST TO QUIT SMOKING, A PURSUIT I CAN ENTIRELY SYMPATHIZE WITH. MORE THAN THE JUST RELATING TO THE SUBJECT, I LOVE THE STYLE OF THESE OLD DISNEY FLICKS, THE IMAGES ARE SO MUCH NICER THAN THE STERILE, OVER-PRODUCED DISNEY OF TODAY, BUT EVEN MORE OUTSTANDING IS THE EXPRESSIONISTIC WAY IN WHICH CHARACTERS AND INATIMATES ALIKE MOVE.
(EXCUSE THE GERMANIC SUBTITLES)


FINALLY THIS VIDEO IS JUST TO ILLUSTRATE MY THEORY THAT BILL O'REILLY AND WHAT HE STANDS FOR MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING ON EARTH, FUCK THE SO CALLED WMDs.
THERE ARE MANY OTHER VIDEOS THAT HIGHLIGHT THE MAN'S IMENSE STUPIDITY, FOR INSTANCE, ONE WHERE HE IS OUTSMARTED BY A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD JESSE LANGE IN A DEBATE, BUT THE ONE I HAVE CHOSEN IS HIS DEBATE (OF SORTS) WITH THE CALM AND INTELLIGENT RICARDO CORTES ABOUT MARIJUANA.

WHAT A WANKER! I HOPE HIS KIDS END UP CONVERTING TO ISLAM, GOING TO REHAB AND VOTING DEMOCRAT, BECAUSE THAT WILL SURELY TRIGGER AN ALL-AMERICAN HEART ATTACK.
GOOD NIGHT.