"IF YOU KNEW HOW MY FACE FELT, YOU WOULD KNOW HOW MA$E FELT!"

THIS MORNING THE DATE WHICH I HAD BEEN DREADING/ LOOKING FORWARD TO, ARRIVED. TODAY I WENT FROM BEING THE OWNER OF FOUR WISDOM TEETH, TO THE LESS, SOON TO BE MORE, COMFORTABLE OWNER OF NONE.
REALLY IT WAS QUITE AN EXPERIENCE FOR ME AS I HAVE NEVER BEEN PUT OUT BEFORE. THAT BIT AT LEAST WAS QUITE FUN, THE HAZEY CONFUSION, ACHEY AND RESTRICTED JAW MOVEMENTS AND MOUTHFUL OF BLOOD ON THE OTHER HAND ARE NOT.
SO NOW I HAVE A FEW DAYS OF LIMITED ACTIVITY AND, WORST OF ALL, LIMITED EATING... GOOD FOR KEEPING ME INDOORS, MORE VACANT HOURS IN WHICH TO WORK ON THIS COMING SEASON (AND WATCH THE WIRE).

TRIM WEARING A, NOW OUT-DATED BUT TODAY-RELEVANT, ALL CAPS TEE FROM BEFORE ALL CAPS WAS EVEN THE NAME. PHOTO BY MATT 'SHOWAMAN' BENSON

ABOVE, I GIVE YOU THE LESSER KNOWN INSPIRATION FOR THE TEE ADORNED BY TRIMOTHY. NOT MY FAVOURITE OBIE RIDDIM BY ANY MEANS, BUT IT PRESENTS THE MOST ICONIC AND REPRESENTATIVE IMAGERY OF THE ARTIST AND THEREFORE THE CATCH-PHRASE "REAL NAME, NO GIMMICK". THIS WAS A CONCEPT I WAS RUNNING WITH AT THE TIME DUE TO THE BRAND BEING NAMED MERELY 'AC', MY INITIALS.
I'M OFF TO SIP THE SIZOUP.
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